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“I bought this as a gag gift but it smells great and I do believe the product lives up to its name.” – HS Baird
“The cologne is perfect to gift at a bachelor or birthday party, even as a gag gift, but the packaging and actual product are worthy of real use on real occasions.” – AVN
“Surprisingly, Sure Fuck Cologne comes in 2-ounce bottles, not 10-gallon drums.” – Dude I Want That
“I bought it as a gag gift for my husband for our anniversary. He loved the name & I was surprised how good it smelled. BTW it lived up to its name that night! LOL” – Linda
“I think it smells fucking wonderful. I do think Sure Fuck cologne can hold its own against designer fragrances and it’s pretty cheap to smell as good — and have the staying power — that it has.” – Mr. Will’s House of Thrills
“Not going to lie it actually smells really good! Bought for the amusement of myself and it actually works haha!” – Kyle
“Awesome shipping speed!”- thegrizzlyant
“Wow! What can i say? This product does exactly as advertised. I originally bought this as a gag gift but after wearing this out on 100 nights out i can confirm that i have got laid 96 times and had a nice hand shandy from another. This product is amazing! It makes girls go wild, almost primal. I would not recommend wearing this product around family members as this cologne does not discriminate! Most awkward Christmas dinner ever…”- The Stallion
“Lightning fast shipping!” – Reviewer
“This was a hit on Valentine’s day! I purchased for my best friend (who is single) and he got a kick out of it and he actually wears it! I love being the cool gal pal that finds all the good, off the wall gifts ;)” – j.b.
“Bought a bottle for my boyfriend. Thanks for shipping so fast. I bought it as a gag gift but when I smelled the cologne I loved it.” – Tina
“Delivery was faster than I expected, and actually liked the cologne!” – Gary T.
Had a blast at AVN. Met up with some old friends and made alot of new ones. The after party’s have been insane! One more tonight then sleep for a couple of days!! Vegas has been very good to Sure Fuck . We appreciate all the support we’ve gotten from fans and the girls. Here’s some pics of the last day at AVN
Thank you to all our customers for helping Sure Fuck Cologne achieve another successful year.
To everyone who purchased a bottle this year…We Thank You!
We truly value your business and wish you all a wonderful 2014.
In 2013 we expanded our Sure Fuck brand with Sure Fuck Condoms and expanded our clothing line with Sure Fuck Booty Shorts.
Please continue to spread the word about Sure Fuck Cologne to your family and friends. With your help we are SURE to have a prosperous 2014.
Miami, FL- Planet Platypus Network – In a very memorable special presentation the wives of Planet Platypus go head to head for the high stakes real life version of The Newlywed Game. Sponsored by Sure Fuck Cologne. Hear the tension mount and the hilarity explode as the three teams face off – Lisa and Johnny Walker vs. Tony Batman and Amber vs. Cindy and Bobby Mac. The winning couple takes home a deluxe prize from SureFuck Cologne – and you will not believe who wins, who loses, and the unbelievable surprise guest that pops in right in the middle of the show to blow Amber’s cover!!!